‘It’s not that we’re shit at this, it’s just that we don’t care’, confirms DayZ dev team

This article was published on The Griefer, a satirical gaming news site. 

In a statement today DayZ’s development team at Bohemia Interactive insisted that employee ambivalence was the main force holding back development of their long overdue zombie apocalypse simulator.

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Are We Falling Out of Love With Facebook?

Published in print in The Boar, Vol. 37, Issue 8, 11th February 2015.

‘…Is wondering what’s so great about Facebook’ posted an edgy, provocative Oliver, age 14. He then proceeded to upload an ironic profile photo of himself in shades, set up a virtual farm, and discover that his crush had been haplessly poking half of Year 9. She would not be receiving his Bebo Luvs that day, for they were limited, and therefore precious.

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