This article was published on The Griefer, a satirical gaming news site.
In a statement today DayZ’s development team at Bohemia Interactive insisted that employee ambivalence was the main force holding back development of their long overdue zombie apocalypse simulator.
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Complicated ideas are under attack. We live in a dystopian ‘newspeak’ realm of 140 character tweets, simplistic yet popular ‘meme culture’, and more recently ‘fake news’ from our orangutan friend and all-powerful overlord, Donald Trump. This warrants a conversation about words- the building blocks of ideas.
Or rather, the lack of- the zenith of which is the humble emoji.
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Published in print in The Boar, Vol. 37, Issue 8, 11th February 2015.
‘…Is wondering what’s so great about Facebook’ posted an edgy, provocative Oliver, age 14. He then proceeded to upload an ironic profile photo of himself in shades, set up a virtual farm, and discover that his crush had been haplessly poking half of Year 9. She would not be receiving his Bebo Luvs that day, for they were limited, and therefore precious.
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Published in print in The Boar, Vol. 37, Issue II, 29th April 2015.
It sucks to be Australian. Not only is life a constant battle against scorching sun, man-eating spiders, and English cricket fans, there are also seldom any decent games to play thanks to government censorship.
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Once the CS gas had settled, Free Education moved quickly to mobilise the student body and capitalize on a consensus of outrage. The Youtube video had been widely shared, and a Facebook event ‘End police against students #CopsOffCampus’ was signed up to by 1,500 people. Dec. 4. 2014 was the Arab Spring all over again, just with a better sound system, less gunfire, and more chance of it all getting rained off.
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You can fit 14 Greenlands into Africa. That’s a fact.
Yet on most maps, including Google’s Maps service, Greenland appears a gargantuan behemoth. A continental mass that dwarfs India, and in some particularly offensive cases, the entirety of South America. In all its wisdom Google seems to believe Greenland has more fjords than an Amazonian canoeist could ever navigate.
Continue reading “(Catrographical) Size Matters”
In the summer of 1999 the world very nearly ended. But was okay, James Blunt saved us all.
The risk wasn’t just a melancholy heartbreak apocalypse either, more a thermo-global nuclear war.
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When Mr Webb received the telegram: ‘Tipsified Pumgirdles Germany Novel’ it probably took him a moment to register that it was a coded message. It probably took him another moment to dust off his code book, and a final moment to realise the significance of the message. On the Aug. 5 1914, as the District Commissioner of Karonga, a small trading post in British Africa, Mr Webb now had to prepare for war.
Continue reading “Blunders, Booze, and Boats: How WW1 Erupted in Colonial East Africa”
The first band of barbarians wiped out my scouting party. The second scorched my settlement and carried off my undefended workers. Frustrated, I vowed to hunt barbarians until the end of time.
Continue reading “(Virtual) Veni, Vidi, Vici”